Definitions by Kim needs a him

Fortnication 

When two grown ass adults have gone on at least 12 dates and have yet to bump ugliest because they're both awkward AF. They're upcoming date involves building a fort with the intention of bang-a-rangin for the 1st time inside of said fort.

Yo bro, Kim is comin over for a lil bit of fortnication tonight, we're gonna build a fort and bang-a-rang in it for the 1st time. Can we please have the apartment to ourselves?

Fortnication by Kim needs a him February 12, 2021

Aconda 

a cross between a pimp ass panty pullin Honda Accord and an anaconda.

Shit, Chili Bob, for sure gonna be bustin out the anaconda if we rollin the Aconda tonight!

Aconda by Kim needs a him October 13, 2016