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Unown is probably one of the scariest Pokemon ever. The reason it's scary is because it's not a Pokemon, it's a glitch. The glitch is that any interaction with it could wreack havoc in your game. It could even wipe away all the save data. Unown appears in only the Gameboy series of Pokemon games.
John: (Begins to cry)
Mary: John, what happened? Why are you crying?
John: I found an Unown while I was playing Pokemon Red, and I tried to fight it but it deleted my save data!
Mary: Oh, it doesn't matter, John.
John: It does! I had a level 40 Gyrados!
Mary: (Cries with John)
Mary: John, what happened? Why are you crying?
John: I found an Unown while I was playing Pokemon Red, and I tried to fight it but it deleted my save data!
Mary: Oh, it doesn't matter, John.
John: It does! I had a level 40 Gyrados!
Mary: (Cries with John)
by KillerPandaz September 10, 2012
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