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Definitions by Kili the Dwarf

Baseball Turtle 

Someone who is slowly covering the bases of a relationship over a period of time. Taking a relationship slowly.
Teddy's a Baseball Turtle with Anthony. It's been six months and they've only gotten to second base!
Baseball Turtle by Kili the Dwarf December 6, 2014
verb; to execute a living being by suffocating them with helium.
John was at a party and he decided to inhale all the balloons to sound like a chipmunk. He was heliocuted before he could sing the christmas song.
heliocute by Kili the Dwarf May 18, 2014