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Definitions by KhaleesiofRivia

Bazzle-Dazzle 

A term of artistic expression in food arrangement; founded on the prioritization of style and pizazz over flavor.

Originated and used by British YouTube Stars Jamie Spafford and Barry Taylor & fellow members of SORTEDfood.
“Oi, what’s that splatter all over the plate?”

“Oh he just put some Bazzle-Dazzle all over his food.”

Benuendo 

A word or phrase of questionable nature either knowingly nor unknowingly said by celebrity chef/ YouTube star Ben Ebbrell of SORTEDFOOD
When mincing vegetables;

“The smaller it gets the better it gets”

🤦🏻 ♂️ “There’s another Benuendo”
Benuendo by KhaleesiofRivia March 23, 2021

Huttlestorm 

When things start to go more & more awry from their original calm state - usually in a kitchen. Resulting in a bit of rushing and a lot of clean up, and possible yelling at kitchen appliances.

Originally based on and used by British Youtube Star Mike Huttlestone & fellow members of SORTEDFood
“Oh no...I’m freaking out”

“It’s getting breezy in here... I feel a Huttlestorm coming

Spaff Portion

A larger than normal portion of food - usually including chorizo and/or bacon.

Used heavily by Jamie Spafford and other YouTube Stars of SORTEDFOOD
“That’s a lot of food... she/he seems to be going for Spaff portions