Keyzer Korleone's definitions

circle jerk

a lot of work without accomplishing anything

Joe - How'd work go today?
Bob - It was like a 5 man circle jerk.
Joe - That bad huh?

by Keyzer Korleone August 7, 2009

monkey fucking a football

generally, a disorganized set of events. See cluster fuck.

Bill - Did you go to the concert last night?
John - Yeah, dude it was like a monkey fucking a football, the organizers better get their shit together next time.

by Keyzer Korleone August 7, 2009