Definitions by Keyan Mutha Fuckin' Reid
Hobofornifelia
An obsession with fucking hobos, any way you want it. Cause that's the way you need it (at least when you're a hobofornifeliac, that is).
Johnny McJoeJoeCakes' had long ago shown the symptoms of hobofornifelia, as evidenced by the pungent booze stink that always clung to him after fucking hobos wildly in back alleys littered with crack pipes and bottles of Night Train.
Hobofornifelia by Keyan Mutha Fuckin' Reid March 27, 2010
Hobofornifeliac
A person obsessed with fucking hobos, straight up crazy nasty style. Fo real real. Not fo play play.
Johnny McJoeJoeCakes' hobofelia had grown to be acutely focused on the notion of knockin' serious, stinktastic boots with any hobo he came across, thus marking him as a full-blown hobofornifeliac
Hobofornifeliac by Keyan Mutha Fuckin' Reid March 27, 2010
Hobofelia
Johnny McJoeJoeCakes suffered from acute hobofelia, causing him to idolize the life of stinky hobos. So much to the point that he often thought about fuckin' em, showing symptoms of hobofornifelia.
Hobofelia by Keyan Mutha Fuckin' Reid March 27, 2010