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When you have a crush on a girl/or guy, then realize how completely wrong you were, and slap yourself for even thinking about being with them. A false crush.
Ken liked Sandra yesterday, but after spending the day with her, he realized he was just having a heart fart.
by Kevo Crafto January 21, 2007
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Refers to the combination of foolish children, often times found screaming on airplanes, or Walmart while their def parents take no notice, or any place in general where children are annoying.
Gross look at all those fildren coming out of the playground!
by Kevo Crafto January 21, 2007
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