Definitions by Kevin the calpirg-avoider

calpirg 

(v.) to annoy.

Karen, your excessive collection of orange stickers is starting to calpirg me!

calpirg by Kevin the calpirg-avoider April 8, 2009

calpirger

(n.) one who calpirgs.

I see calpirgers ahead, so let's cut through these bushes!

calpirger by Kevin the calpirg-avoider April 8, 2009