Definitions by Kevin Pacella

Scotland Hammer

Hammering the "vag" with a finger, dildo, or cock, while listening to and/or playing the bagpipes. Double the points for playing the pipes while pounding. Triple the points for pounding a girl wearing a kilt or for you yourself wearing a kilt.

Oh my fucking god, he brought out the bagpipes! Scotland Hammer x2!

Scotland Hammer by Kevin Pacella July 5, 2008

Ass Crispy 

An ass crispy: the lint at the top of your asscrack mixed with sweat and discharge after strenuous activity. The color varies depending on the undergarment color you are wearing. Commonly mistaken for dingleberries.

Ewww! Don't flick your ass crispy at me!

Ass Crispy by Kevin Pacella June 21, 2008