Micronut

An orgasm that occurs faster than a quickie, ideally in less than sixty seconds. It typically does not cause enough damage to require the changing of undergarments. It is often followed by a micronap.

Lauren offered Sal a hander, but he responded, "Sorry, that won't do, I only have time for a micronut."

"I don't have time for foreplay, but I'd sure take a micro."

by Kevin Muscoreil June 18, 2014

King of the Douchebags

(1) A person who acts like a complete irresponsible moron one night (such as getting blasted drunk, gambling away a couple mortgage payments, dancing half naked on a bar) and, the next morning, annoints himself as such.
Someone else cannot annoint a King, subject to a rare exception.
(2) An exception to the self-annointment rule occurs when someone is an absolute total douche bag, and calling him such simply won't suffice.

(1) Q: So Mike, what did you do last night?
A: Oh, you didn't hear? I got hammered and spit food all over Mothers bakery. Then I went to the Casino, was up three thousand, but lost it all and another three thousand. I was King of the Douchebags.
(2) Kevin: Man, that guy with the sunglasses and diamond earrings is a total douche bag.
Mike: No, he's KING of the Douchebags.

by Kevin Muscoreil August 08, 2007

GIDP

Ground Into Double Play

The Yankees were trailing by one in the bottom of the Ninth, with one out and runners at the corners. A-Rod, as usual, GIDP to end the game.

by Kevin Muscoreil October 16, 2008