3 definitions by Kevin Muscoreil
(1) A person who acts like a complete irresponsible moron one night (such as getting blasted drunk, gambling away a couple mortgage payments, dancing half naked on a bar) and, the next morning, annoints himself as such.
Someone else cannot annoint a King, subject to a rare exception.
(2) An exception to the self-annointment rule occurs when someone is an absolute total douche bag, and calling him such simply won't suffice.
Someone else cannot annoint a King, subject to a rare exception.
(2) An exception to the self-annointment rule occurs when someone is an absolute total douche bag, and calling him such simply won't suffice.
(1) Q: So Mike, what did you do last night?
A: Oh, you didn't hear? I got hammered and spit food all over Mothers bakery. Then I went to the Casino, was up three thousand, but lost it all and another three thousand. I was King of the Douchebags.
(2) Kevin: Man, that guy with the sunglasses and diamond earrings is a total douche bag.
Mike: No, he's KING of the Douchebags.
A: Oh, you didn't hear? I got hammered and spit food all over Mothers bakery. Then I went to the Casino, was up three thousand, but lost it all and another three thousand. I was King of the Douchebags.
(2) Kevin: Man, that guy with the sunglasses and diamond earrings is a total douche bag.
Mike: No, he's KING of the Douchebags.
by Kevin Muscoreil August 7, 2007
An orgasm that occurs faster than a quickie, ideally in less than sixty seconds. It typically does not cause enough damage to require the changing of undergarments. It is often followed by a micronap.
Lauren offered Sal a hander, but he responded, "Sorry, that won't do, I only have time for a micronut."
"I don't have time for foreplay, but I'd sure take a micro."
"I don't have time for foreplay, but I'd sure take a micro."
by Kevin Muscoreil June 19, 2014
Ground Into Double Play
The Yankees were trailing by one in the bottom of the Ninth, with one out and runners at the corners. A-Rod, as usual, GIDP to end the game.
by Kevin Muscoreil August 27, 2008