Kevin Mooney's definitions
The least attractive female in a group of females. Normally, female friends/aquaintances like to attach ballast to their group to make themselves look better.
Tom: Hey Rob check out that group of hotties over there by the bar.
Rob: Yeah but the one with the huge funbags is so ballast.
Tom: I'd still do her though, wouldn't you?
Rob: In a heartbeat
Rob: Yeah but the one with the huge funbags is so ballast.
Tom: I'd still do her though, wouldn't you?
Rob: In a heartbeat
by Kevin Mooney October 5, 2006
Get the ballast mug.When you take a dump in a bathroom that does not belong to you and you neglect to flush, leaving the evidence for someone else to view upon entering the next day/week/etc. Also known as a dump-and-run, random shitting, mystery shitter syndrome (MSS).
After a night of drinking and partying:
Rod: Guys, I really need to shit. Do you mind if I use your shitter?
Ric: No problem.
The next day upon entry into the bathroom:
Ric: Holy Shit, I've been totally Schulered by Rod. What an ass!
Rod: Guys, I really need to shit. Do you mind if I use your shitter?
Ric: No problem.
The next day upon entry into the bathroom:
Ric: Holy Shit, I've been totally Schulered by Rod. What an ass!
by Kevin Mooney June 10, 2007
Get the Schulered mug.