Kevin Bartel's definitions

Sod

Usually associated with an overweight, unreliable, and “busy” person. They generally are of no use to there friends.

“Stephen said he was busy.”
“Seriously?! He’s such a f%#cking sod these days!”

by Kevin Bartel October 16, 2019

Ultimate chicken

When two men (gay or straight) each take one dose of viagra, and once fully erect, sprint at one another. If a competitor strays away from the path of the other competitor, that one who strayed away loses.

Last Tuesday, Jimmy and Mike got very intoxicated and were dared to play a game of Ultimate Chicken. Mike moved away at the last second, making Jimmy the winner.

by Kevin Bartel October 16, 2019