Definitions by Kevin, Bob, and Steve

Deterium

Deterium (de - teer - um), is a word which means to fall into death. It can be used literally but is often used in a more abstract sense. You may fall into deterium after a large amount of contemplation, especially the existential kind. Anything that causes your brain to search for the gray spots of the universe, that leads to utter confusion and mental discomfort, can be abstractly described by deterium. However, if someone actually dies, you could use it aswell. (Somewhat interchangeable with the word death).

Literal: It seems our beloved friend has suffered a great deterium.
Abstract: After a short moment of falling into the depths of the strange universe which lives in my brain, i fell upon deterium.

Deterium by Kevin, Bob, and Steve July 24, 2022

Scafagle 

When you try to skedaddle but you trip and fall rather embarrassingly on the floor, damaging your two front teeth until you see the traumatic glitter pool from the shitty novel, “Darius Bell and the Glitter Pool”.

Fucking hell I tried to run away from Gemma because she had an axe but I could only scafagle.

Scafagle by Kevin, Bob, and Steve July 20, 2022

thirstily kerfuffled

This is a combination of both made up and non-made up words, used to ruin your friends English project when viewing their work on google docs.

My friends wrote "Oh bird oh bird" so I edited it to "Oh thirstily kerfuffled bird".

thirstily kerfuffled by Kevin, Bob, and Steve May 19, 2022

Floog

A floog is a dessert, with unknown origins. It is made with traditional French choux pastry and the dough is coloured green. It is piped into a vertical spiral, making it look a bit like a Christmas tree. Hence, floogs are generally brought out at Christmas in Australia.

"My friend Edie spent all day making a ginormous floog for our Christmas party.

Floog by Kevin, Bob, and Steve May 19, 2022