1 definition by Kevin Howard
good place with bad people. they think they are the best at everything, very dumb and very proud.
they think they are the best at sport: soccer(they fluked into the world cup), basketball(they import rejected players from america), afl(the most ripped off sport EVER), rugby league(no one care bout league), rugby union(they only won once, NZL can rape them), swimming(no one cares bout swimming cuz we realize we are land animals), and finally(drums) cricket!(there good but most of the world only know it as a insect and only india likes it)
they say that they hate USA but they copy everything off them(including their style), they try to be "kool" and say "yo yo yo yipi yo bro" or "fully sick bro". they love eminem and his style(which only white people think is gangsta). they copy americas songs and always have the same chart psoitions. they also copy american shows like, australias got talent, australian idol, australias funniest home vids, and about another "every show is ripped off from usa" the only one they made is that crap dancing wit the stars.
they all have IQs of -3 to -1 and all the smart people are asians living in aus. they are dumb cuz their grandpas and grandpas are all convicts(prisoners). they try to make fun of america's dumbness and only make fun of the absolute dumbest people in usa. they try to hide their retardedness but they all know it deep inside their small brains.
they are the most racist people in the world. always make fun of lebs and asians after they get bashed by them. especially in the bars where anyone who is white and have low IQs get gang bashed like 30 people on 1 person.
they are so proud of themselves. finding a drunk at 9pm is like finding a person at 9pm. they think aus is the best country in the world cuz they only compare themselves to countries like nigeria, iraq and other poor countries. australia loves to brag about their success with other low, weak and poor countries, they never say anything about a loss except when they lose against the best. other than that they always find excuses(cough...hewit, socceroos).
this is a great land(white skies, green lands and blue seas) filled wit bad people. they are always up themselves and avoid or find excuses for anything that is better than them.
now asian respecter kevin rudd is on and he will help china conquer australia
they think they are the best at sport: soccer(they fluked into the world cup), basketball(they import rejected players from america), afl(the most ripped off sport EVER), rugby league(no one care bout league), rugby union(they only won once, NZL can rape them), swimming(no one cares bout swimming cuz we realize we are land animals), and finally(drums) cricket!(there good but most of the world only know it as a insect and only india likes it)
they say that they hate USA but they copy everything off them(including their style), they try to be "kool" and say "yo yo yo yipi yo bro" or "fully sick bro". they love eminem and his style(which only white people think is gangsta). they copy americas songs and always have the same chart psoitions. they also copy american shows like, australias got talent, australian idol, australias funniest home vids, and about another "every show is ripped off from usa" the only one they made is that crap dancing wit the stars.
they all have IQs of -3 to -1 and all the smart people are asians living in aus. they are dumb cuz their grandpas and grandpas are all convicts(prisoners). they try to make fun of america's dumbness and only make fun of the absolute dumbest people in usa. they try to hide their retardedness but they all know it deep inside their small brains.
they are the most racist people in the world. always make fun of lebs and asians after they get bashed by them. especially in the bars where anyone who is white and have low IQs get gang bashed like 30 people on 1 person.
they are so proud of themselves. finding a drunk at 9pm is like finding a person at 9pm. they think aus is the best country in the world cuz they only compare themselves to countries like nigeria, iraq and other poor countries. australia loves to brag about their success with other low, weak and poor countries, they never say anything about a loss except when they lose against the best. other than that they always find excuses(cough...hewit, socceroos).
this is a great land(white skies, green lands and blue seas) filled wit bad people. they are always up themselves and avoid or find excuses for anything that is better than them.
now asian respecter kevin rudd is on and he will help china conquer australia
Drunk Australian: "ozzy, ozzy, ozzy, oi, oi, oi!!!"
Person: "???"
Drunk Australian: "ooooooooiii!! shad ap u azn!!hhahah!ahaha!"
2 minutes later
Australian ends up in ambulance.
Person: "???"
Drunk Australian: "ooooooooiii!! shad ap u azn!!hhahah!ahaha!"
2 minutes later
Australian ends up in ambulance.
by Kevin Howard December 3, 2007