Definitions by Ketchup Rose

Hartwick College 

A private, liberal arts college located in sketchy Oneonta, NY, which consists mainly of hills and stairs.

Wow, where are the damn elevators? What is this, Hartwick College?!

Hartwick College by Ketchup Rose November 7, 2004

residence hall 

Similar to a Holiday Inn hotel, but crappier and with nicer people. Residents pay $5000/year to reside in one of these. Included free of charge are 2am fire drills and bathrooms in which people do not flush the toilets.
See also dorm room

I live in Smith Residence Hall.
Sucks to be you!

residence hall by Ketchup Rose November 7, 2004