1 definition by Ketchup Dick Fireman
A firefighter that masterbates excessively until the tip of his penis turns bright red causing it to bleed profusely. Usually occurs after a fire conference or a high rise fire alarm. The KD will then spend the rest of the month talking about “what if” scenarios and have excessive, almost appropriate, hero fantasies. A KD has more than three fire stickers in his truck window. The KD usually knows he is a KD. The KD incorporates the word ‘brother’ in every sentence. The typical KD owns a set of irons aka tools.
by Ketchup Dick Fireman September 19, 2018