Definitions by Kermit the flog

Elton squash 

The act of shitting into an empty beer bottle by slightly inserting into the anus

" Hey can you pass me that empty beer bottle and the lube, I'm going to take an Elton squash"

" Is that shit in that beer bottle?. Yeah someone has used it to take and Elton squash"

Elton squash by Kermit the flog May 28, 2025

vagunnel

A vaginal tunnel

His Weiner was long enough to hit the end of my vagunnel.

Or

Her vagina was deep, like a never ending tunnel, or vagunnel if you will

vagunnel by Kermit the flog May 28, 2025