2 definitions by KeptMan

A sexy corporate woman and ambitious go-getter. Often passive aggressive rather than confrontational, she supports her man allowing him to spend more time on his art, music or writing.

She is likely to wear thongs beneath her pantsuits and keeps an uxorious British man in tow.

A bright, curvy beezy who works hard. Sexy at 21, 30, 45 and into her 60s. Primed to be a MILF then a GILF and always rock a pantsuit. Usually to be found in a great city like Seattle, Van, Fort Worth or London.
Sam: What's Katherine up to this summer? Noodling around in Van till school starts again?

Trevor: Are you kidding? She's carrying out a 3 month internship with an NGO in the slums of Kenya.

Sam: Man she'll make a fine pantsuit one day. How's your still life course going Trevor?

Miss Ryder vented her stress into rubbing at her eyebrows, but maintained an 80 average in her double-major.
by KeptMan June 20, 2014
A uber-potent drink made from the cheapest vodka, coffee liqueur, and irish cream you can find, topped off with way too much half and half (to cover the low-quality booze) and then shaken and served with ice. Not to be confused with a TGI Friday's mudslide.
Guy: I just horked my dutch whistles.
by KeptMan August 3, 2008