Kent Kingsley's definitions

Lizlam

A wide-spanning religion, started by a A Nun that Exhibits Satanic Qualities and later joined by a Super Sexy Jesus, who became one of the religion's main desciples. It's a religion that started as a small sect, but recently has undergone a wide-ranging expansion and has gained the loyalty of a large list of followers. The growing number of co-religionists will soon include celebrities. Hollywood celebrity Tom Cruise is rumoured to have defected from the cult of scientology and is currently vying for Lizlam membership. His application is currently under review.

"Join Lizlam for a new and better way of life and to gain a positive outlook on spirituality".

by Kent Kingsley July 24, 2008