Kenny Olav's definitions

cavemag

A magazine that is read when one is in a cave.

Last January, Jim's car died on a mountain road and left him stranded in the wilderness at midnight. He found a nearby cave and started a fire. Fortunately for him, he had his favorite cavemag with him, which kept him entertained. It also conveniently rolled up into a lightweight but firm armament for fending off the pack of marauding wolves.

by Kenny Olav January 12, 2008

zombiecrat

A Democrat who blindly supports the elite candidates of his or her party. Similar to 99% of all Republicans.

I didn't know Lisa was a zombiecrat until she told me she donated money to Hillary Clinton's campaign.

John thinks Barack Obama is a breath of fresh air for the Democrats. Apparently he took the zombiecratic oath.

by Kenny Olav April 10, 2007