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Definitions by Kendotronic3000

sconeology 

The art of creating a scone in the correct fashion and knowing the science behind it. Cream first then jam...no questions! Philistines that put jam first should be burned as witches...as it was in the olden days
"Ah...i see you are a student of sconeology, perhaps you would like to try jam before cream to have a more wider opinion on the matter"
"Witch...burn them"
sconeology by Kendotronic3000 August 5, 2022

Fisting my Tiramisu 

Punching a dessert or taking the piss
Jamie, stop doin that...you fisting my Tiramisu?