UFO sighting

When you are out fucking off at work, and the boss see's you.

U
Fucking
OFF

Sighted

There was a UFO sighting in the break room when Jody was supposed to be at their desk.

by Ken Gman March 05, 2008

possum on the half shell

Southern slang for an armadillo.

Q) Why did God create armadillo's?

A) So rednecks could have possum on the half shell.

by Ken Gman March 05, 2008

sir whines alot

That jerk at work who, no matter how good they have it, will still find something to bitch about.

The kind of person that would complain about a free lunch.

Someone who wants a paycheck, but dont want to work for it.

Dude, if you were to be knighted, you'd be "Sir Whines Alot."

by Ken Gman March 05, 2008

chuck wagon

An art form. The act of farting in one location and then dragging it down range with complete innocence. Similar to crop dusting which is done in an office setting.

To tow a fart along and act like you didnt do it.

A Phantom farter.

Damn Joe, who did the chuck wagon down the hallway?

by Ken Gman February 21, 2008