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Definitions by Ken Gman

chuck wagon 

An art form. The act of farting in one location and then dragging it down range with complete innocence. Similar to crop dusting which is done in an office setting.

To tow a fart along and act like you didnt do it.

A Phantom farter.
Damn Joe, who did the chuck wagon down the hallway?
chuck wagon by Ken Gman February 23, 2008

Wolf Pack 

The official designation of the 8th Fighter Wing of the USAF, located at Kunsan Air Base, Republic of Korea. It's not the end of the world, but, by God you can see it from there.
So, I hear you got orders to the Kun. Welcome to the Wolf Pack.

The pinnacle of aviation is in the Wolf Pack.
Wolf Pack by Ken Gman February 19, 2008

Panton Hug 

Aviation term used to explain the 12 hour shift your about to work for no reason.

To work without accomplishing anything, getting hosed, screwed, fucked over, fucked in the ass.

To perform recreational maintenance on aircraft that are not going to fly or even on the flying schedule.
Well fella's, looks like were getting another Panton Hug tonight.

Panton Hugs all around!

Where were you all night? getting panton hugged??
Panton Hug by Ken Gman February 19, 2008

wolf packed 

Anyone who has served time at Kunsan Air Base Korea "Wolf Pack"
You aint been packed til you've been "Wolf Packed"
See how that Sargeant walks, he's been "Wolf Packed"
wolf packed by Ken Gman February 15, 2008