5 definitions by Ken Elrick II

Turd Ferguson

A name first created in a classic sketch on Saturday Night Live. The sketch was a parody of Celebrity Jeopardy that had Will Ferrell as Alex Trebek, Jimmy Fallon as Third Rock From The Sun's French Stewart, Norm McDonald as Burt Reynolds, and Darryl Hammond as Sean Connery. In fact, the first definition for Sean Connery is a reference to this very sketch. Anyway, the name was created by Burt Reynolds in the sketch.

Alex Trebek: "Apparently Burt Reynolds has changed his name to Turd Ferguson."
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, Turd Ferguson, it's a funny name."

... later on ...

*Burt Reynolds buzzes in*

Alex Trebek: "Burt Reynolds?"
Burt Reynolds: "Uh, that's not my name."
Alex Trebek: "Okay, Turd Ferguson?"
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah what do you want?"
Alex Trebek: "You buzzed in."
Burt Reynolds: "No, I didn't."
Alex Trebek: "Yes you did."
Burt Reynolds: "Yeah, well that's your opinion."

by Ken Elrick II October 16, 2005

krkgahgsdkhgstg

The sound made by old, low-budget stereo receivers when they are overpowered by high-voltage rock, specifically Stone Temple Pilots. After making such a sound, the reciever ceases to function properly, and emits large amounts of heat, and a barely-noticable burning scent. The effects of such a sound are yet to be determined, but permanent damage is possible.

"Burn, burn, burn your wicked garden down 'krkgahgsdkhgstg'"

"Man, what's that sound?" "Oh, my stereo receiver just krkgahgsdkhgstged on me." "No good."

by Ken Elrick II November 4, 2006

Nirvana

noun: A Seattle-based band that came to the forefront of popular music with it's 1991 smash-hit Smells Like Teen Spirit. The song became so huge that Kurt Cobain himself began to hate the song and the fame it brought him. Throughout the band's lifespan, Cobain and bassist Krist Novoselic were the core members, going through a few drummers before joining up with drummer Dave Grohl (Also well known as guitarist and singer from Foo Fighters)before recording Nevermind, and sticking with Grohl for the rest of the band's career. The group was disbanded in 1994 after Cobain's death, an apparent suicide, though to this day there are many people who believe Cobain was murdered.

verb: to smash something to the point where it is no longer completely functional (to Nirvana something)

noun: Nirvana remains today one of the most inspirational bands to many teenagers and young people.

verb: "Haha, we Nirvana'd Gavin's guitar other night, it was great."

by Ken Elrick II February 20, 2007

Nirvana

noun: A Seattle-based band that came to the forefront of popular music with it's 1991 smash-hit Smells Like Teen Spirit. The song became so huge that Kurt Cobain himself began to hate the song and the fame it brought him. Throughout the band's lifespan, Cobain and bassist Krist Novoselic were the core members, going through a few drummers before joining up with Dave Grohl before recording Nevermind, and sticking with Grohl for the rest of the band's career. The group was disbanded in 1994 after Cobain's death, an apparent suicide, though to this day there are many people who believe Cobain was murdered.

verb: to smash something to the point where it is no longer completely functional (to Nirvana something)

noun: Nirvana remains today one of the most inspirational bands to many teenagers and young people.

verb: "Haha, we Nirvana'd Gavin's guitar other night, it was great."

by Ken Elrick II November 4, 2006

gafloompal

A member of the short-lived, and now disbanded group that went by numerous names, including "Big Ass Boots," "Igneous," "Senseless Feedback" and "Thoughtless Destination." The term has only been and can only be used by members of the group towards other members of the group.

"From Kyle, your fellow gafloompal."

"See you later, gafloompal."

by Ken Elrick II November 4, 2006