Definitions by Ken Bergenham

zen mail 

1) An e-mail with no message text or subject line.

2) An e-mail response with no message text.

"I clicked 'SEND' without thinking and only sent some zen mail."

zen mail by Ken Bergenham January 27, 2004

wasband 

an ex-husband

I'd love to go out for drinks, but I have to deal with my idiot wasband tonight.

wasband by Ken Bergenham October 8, 2003

muh 

Exclamation denoting deep and profound condition of being underwhelmed.

"How's it going?"
"Muh!"

muh by Ken Bergenham March 13, 2003