zen mail

1) An e-mail with no message text or subject line.

2) An e-mail response with no message text.

"I clicked 'SEND' without thinking and only sent some zen mail."

by Ken Bergenham January 27, 2004

wasband

an ex-husband

I'd love to go out for drinks, but I have to deal with my idiot wasband tonight.

by Ken Bergenham October 08, 2003

muh

Exclamation denoting deep and profound condition of being underwhelmed.

"How's it going?"
"Muh!"

by Ken Bergenham March 13, 2003