Kelly Coyle's definitions

wideo

As above, just a plain smart arse, and as Charlie says, nobody likes a smart arse!
Can be used as a question, to see if someone is heading for a severe doin'!

Coming wide?
Ya wee wideo

by Kelly Coyle December 5, 2003

arsehole winder

A very good goal! A very spectacular bullet of a strike!

Stevie G hit an absolute arsehole winder past that baldy bastard Barthez! (as did John Arne Rise)

by Kelly Coyle December 8, 2003

tanned

To tan something is to give it a good welly! Could be vandalism or violence.

Hey Maw, am goin oot tae tan some phone boxes! After which the phone box has been tanned.

by Kelly Coyle December 17, 2003

pummelisation

To beat someone up, or something

You\re asking for some sever pummelisation ya wee bawbag!

by Kelly Coyle December 17, 2003

scorpal

See scadder, hoat yin, roaster
A bit geeky without knowing it.

Check out that scorpal!
Chhh, what a scorpal. Burnt ma finger oan that hoat yin!

by Kelly Coyle April 27, 2006

bulls

Round spherical objects commonly known as marbles. A kids playground game, also used when someome is speaking and you can't make out what they are saying.

Take the bulls oot yir mooth min and maybe al ken whit yir sayin!

by kelly coyle December 18, 2003