Kelly Coyle's definitions

shrizzy bag

A little scrotum!

Ya wee shrizzy bawbag!

by Kelly Coyle December 3, 2003

shithot

to be extremely good at something.
Imagine a steaming turd and how hot it is! Comparing someone's ability with the hotness.

That Tiger Woods is shithot at golf!

by Kelly Coyle December 5, 2003

wideo

As above, just a plain smart arse, and as Charlie says, nobody likes a smart arse!
Can be used as a question, to see if someone is heading for a severe doin'!

Coming wide?
Ya wee wideo

by Kelly Coyle December 5, 2003

arsehole winder

A very good goal! A very spectacular bullet of a strike!

Stevie G hit an absolute arsehole winder past that baldy bastard Barthez! (as did John Arne Rise)

by Kelly Coyle December 8, 2003

roaster

this one is hard to define. 90's scottish school word. If someone is a bit sad or just plain roasting! Very laughable. Nothing to do with heat I might add.

He or she is roastin'!
What a roaster!
Also see scadder or boiler.

by Kelly Coyle December 3, 2003

bowfin'

Really stinky. Can be applied to a person or a bad smell. AQlso adescriptive word

Woahhhhhhh! That's bowfin!
That shirt is bowfin.
Also see howfin

by Kelly Coyle December 5, 2003