Kelly Coyle's definitions

wideo

As above, just a plain smart arse, and as Charlie says, nobody likes a smart arse!
Can be used as a question, to see if someone is heading for a severe doin'!

Coming wide?
Ya wee wideo

by Kelly Coyle December 5, 2003

fandan

A bit of a dick or a fanny if you like.
Some might say - a bit of a bawbag, or a gimp or just a plain old tosser.

That geezer is a fandan.
What a fandan

by Kelly Coyle December 3, 2003

roaster

this one is hard to define. 90's scottish school word. If someone is a bit sad or just plain roasting! Very laughable. Nothing to do with heat I might add.

He or she is roastin'!
What a roaster!
Also see scadder or boiler.

by Kelly Coyle December 3, 2003

scadder

See roaster. Still struggling to define this. Just got to see a roaster or a scadder.

He's scaddin'!
What a scadder!

by Kelly Coyle December 3, 2003

hoat yin

the ultimate insult mid-90's.
See scadder and roaster, but this is the original phrase.

What a hoat yin!

by Kelly Coyle December 3, 2003

shrizzy bag

A little scrotum!

Ya wee shrizzy bawbag!

by Kelly Coyle December 3, 2003