Keds Man's definitions

Best Personality

1. In beauty pageants, the award given to the pathetic and disgusting one to make her feel better about herself.

2. Unfuckable.

Richard: Who's that ugly-ass woman, and why is she wearing a short skirt?

John: That's Agnes. Ever since she won best personality she's been showing off her "stuff".

by Keds Man January 31, 2010