Definitions by Kbad ILLgauskus
Marat
In tennis, when a player hits an excellent backhand down the line of the tennis court. One may shout, MAARRAAATT!! After hitting this stroke, similar to the shout of Russian tennis player Marat Safin.
Awesome Tennis Player
"Jim sucks at tennis, unlike the masterful Kevin."
Random Tennis Player
"Thats probably because he cant hit a marat, he should seriously consider quitting."
"Jim sucks at tennis, unlike the masterful Kevin."
Random Tennis Player
"Thats probably because he cant hit a marat, he should seriously consider quitting."
Marat by Kbad ILLgauskus April 30, 2008
Flabby Labia
When ones labia becomes loose and flappy. Also, when a man is extremely poor at performing in any athletic activity. Examples of which are awkward running, basketball skills, and most notably tennis.
Johnny
"Wow, Jim really sucks at tennis!"
Doug
"Well Johnny, thats probably because he has a flabby labia."
Johnny
"Oh, that makes much more sense, no wonder he sucks at tennis."
"Wow, Jim really sucks at tennis!"
Doug
"Well Johnny, thats probably because he has a flabby labia."
Johnny
"Oh, that makes much more sense, no wonder he sucks at tennis."
Flabby Labia by Kbad ILLgauskus April 30, 2008