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Tylr
Tylr is one of the most functional alcoholics you will ever meet. He hasn’t puked since 01. Has luscious hair that flows as he walks. He’s a DJ on the weekends and enjoys Japanese candy in his free time. Tylr rolls mediocre joints with very high quality weed. Tylr can function without food for 9 full days. When he’s not sitting at a bar, he’s behind one. Tylr makes a mean Manhattan, and is an excellent driver. Tylr is unlike any other human you’ve ever met but he will definitely make a joke when it’s still too soon.