sexuicide

death by over-masturbation
Did you hear about Audrey?

No, what happened?

She died of sexuicide...too much personal time with her rabbit, I imagine.
by Karmannghia McGinnis October 21, 2011
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gaysuasion

Someone that is openly gay, or of the gay "persuasion"; a simple shorthand.
Don's preference for pink sequins made his girl think he's of the gaysuasion
by Karmannghia McGinnis February 29, 2012
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wobbly keyboard

the effect that cyber chat or spending time inworld in a MMORPG with a woman can have on a man's "member" and his ability to type
Dancing with her in Second lLife, grinding her avatar butt up against me, gave me a seriously wobbly keyboard.

Yeah, but what a way to go!
by Karmannghia McGinnis October 11, 2011
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