Karl McCarlson's definitions

Open face

When you dispose of used toilet paper into a trash can and put it in poop side face up (recommended in country’s such as Greece)

I had took a nasty dump in Mykonos and put my diarrhea covered tp into the trash open face

by Karl McCarlson December 31, 2024

Appetizer Scrooge

1. When dining with someone that hogs all the appetizers
2. When a diner is hangry and complains about why it is taking so long for the appetizers to come out

I was grabbing dinner with LeRoy and he ate all the mozz sticks while I was in the bathroom. That guy is a real Appetizer Scrooge

by Karl McCarlson December 31, 2024