2 definitions by Karl Malone

1
Completely destroying someone: usually by elbow, dragon kick, knee to the groin, or clothesline.

Origin: Karl "The Mailman" Malone of the L.A. Lakers
Did you see David Robinson get maloned? Fuckin' malownage. Malone just maloned his fucking ear of and he was on the maloning floor unconscious.
by Karl Malone May 22, 2004
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Kalean is an amazing person inside and out! He may have some anger issues and a short temper, but you gotta love him. He’s a fun person to be around. Loves the outside world. He has a really big heart and cares about people he loves. Crazy all the time but one of the nicest and kind hearted people you’ll ever meet.
I love being around kalean. He’s pretty damn amazing 💕
by Karl Malone July 11, 2019
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