Definitions by Karen from rothwell.

Old man fart 

A fart that smells like air off shit passing through a 12 day old egg that has been sitting in the sun.

Johnny!!! You and your old man farts yah stinking cunt!

Old man fart by Karen from rothwell. November 7, 2020

Sausage parade 

Three or more men all wearing illy hats while walking around jerking each other off while in a conga line. Doesn't count as a sausage parade if hats arnt worn.

Man, if their not wearing them silly hats it's not a sausage parade it's just some gay shit.

Sausage parade by Karen from rothwell. November 6, 2020