13 definitions by Kard
When your penis gets bent during sex or you've decided to harm your penis by taking a wrench to it and bending it for bizzare pleasure.
My dick wasn't completely hard so I stuck it in her anyway then she starred riding it and bent it giving me the cricker!
by Kard April 16, 2016
Your working at your cellphone store and a customer comes in and asks to help him with the moving of pictures on his phone to an SD card. The customer hints to you that he has questionable photos. Thankfully you see nothing but the very presence of this dude gives you the creeps. You turn around and tell the new hire that you just experienced a Sam Lamb.
by Kard December 12, 2017
To click links or videos on streaming sites that are right next to the video eather on the left or right side
yeah im at youtube watching the video "Dotstar" you wanna see more ? "kard" No im just sideclicken them .
by Kard May 2, 2008
Dude, did you fuck that girl last night? Sure did man, I got a Jeeyow out of it! So you had a massive ejaculation then? Yes sir ! Pronounced as "g-yow."
by Kard June 17, 2016
Dude, did you fuck that girl last night? Sure did man, I got a Jeeyow out of it! So you had a massive ejaculation then? Yes sir ! Pronounced as "g-yow."
by Kard June 17, 2016
Dude, did you fuck that girl last night? Sure did man, I got a Jeeyow out of it! So you had a massive ejaculation then? Yes sir ! Pronounced as "g-yow."
by Kard June 17, 2016
Dude, did you fuck that girl last night? Sure did man, I got a Jeeyow out of it! So you had a massive ejaculation then? Yes sir ! Pronounced as "g-yow."
by Kard June 17, 2016