Definitions by KYS SCRUBS

tuba 

The master race of instruments, king of the brass, with brass being superior to all others, closest equivalent to the word of god

Band Geek 1: All hail the tuba!!

Woodwind scrub 1: No, the clarinet is obvi-*gets struck down by the angels of heaven.

tuba by KYS SCRUBS March 24, 2017