Definitions by KEY WEST CHICK

silver backed ape 

A dude who is quick to go ape shit and is easily pissed off without warning. This dude goes quietly about his day then goes wild unexpectedly. Similarly seen in nature when a real silver backed ape is lazing about within the jungle until some tiny thing unexpectedly sets him off. Stay clear!

Nick totally became a silver backed ape when he saw his old girlfriend with a new dude.

silver backed ape by KEY WEST CHICK April 12, 2019

CHIA CHEST 

A DUDE WITH AN EXCEPTIONALLY HAIRY CHEST THAT RESEMBLES A CHIA PET. THIS TYPE OF MANLY CHEST IS OFTEN FULLY OVER-DISPLAYED BY WEARING A SHIRT UNBUTTONED WITH A GOLD CHAIN OF SOME SORT DRAWING ATTRACTION TO THE SPECTACLE. PERSONALITIES OFTEN ASSOCIATED WITH THIS CONDITION INCLUDE MEN DESCRIBED AS A TOOL OR DOUCHE CANOE.

DUDE, BUTTON UP YOUR SHIRT. I TOTALLY DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR DISGUSTING CHIA CHEST!

CHIA CHEST by KEY WEST CHICK April 2, 2019