Definitions by KEJIAN

Freeday Feeling 

Similar sensation to the ‘Friday Feeling’, it’s the feeling you get when you wake up early and suddenly remember it’s your day off.

Guy who wakes up- Man, I can’t be bothered with work today…Hey wait its Saturday, Man I love that freeday feeling. Zzzzz.

Freeday Feeling by KEJIAN February 26, 2009

Sheetshock

Being left terrified after one of those moments where you feel like your falling whilst drifting in and out of sleep. Often the sufferer is unable to move, and cannot face sleep for several minutes.

One can also be classified as suffering from sheetshock if they have been sufficiently scared or made nervous by another person jolting in their sleep.

Guy-Ahh! My god that was bad sheetshock...Damn I need a drink but I can't move.

Sheetshock by KEJIAN February 26, 2009

Canine-conscience

The part of your mind that makes you feel guilty for shouting at the dog.

This is a classic example of canine-conscience;

Guy-You naughty boy!!! You've P**sed all over the bed. Hmm was I too hard on him there?

Canine-conscience by KEJIAN February 26, 2009