KEJIAN's definitions
by KEJIAN March 6, 2009
Get the i-shitmug. A word used by people when talking about whether or not the footballer Steven Gerrard's baby is his or not. It envelopes the same meaning as 'not even his'.
Spoken mostly by people from Liverpool and more prominently Everton supporters, such as Jamie Carragher for example who is both.
Spoken mostly by people from Liverpool and more prominently Everton supporters, such as Jamie Carragher for example who is both.
Jamie Carragher's missus- Jamie wake up love we've got to get to Steven Gerrard's baby's christening.
Jamie Carragher- Aww fuckin' 'ell love do we 'ave to? It's noreveniz!
Jamie Carragher- Aww fuckin' 'ell love do we 'ave to? It's noreveniz!
by KEJIAN March 3, 2009
Get the Norevenizmug. A term given to a long and deliberate expulsion of gas from the anus after a meal, mainly a roast rich in veg, such as Christmas dinner etc, usually performed when in the company of others.
Example 1
Ted-Hey guy’s if you would like to raise your glasses, I have an after dinner speech to make.
Example 2
Wendy-We all had a lovely meal last night and then we all thought Ted was going to make a fitting after dinner speech when he stood up…But he just farted.
Ted-Hey guy’s if you would like to raise your glasses, I have an after dinner speech to make.
Example 2
Wendy-We all had a lovely meal last night and then we all thought Ted was going to make a fitting after dinner speech when he stood up…But he just farted.
by KEJIAN March 2, 2009
Get the After Dinner Speechmug.