K. Gould's definitions

coprocephalic

One whose cranial cavity is filled with feces. A moron or idiot.

Although elected to high office his malapropisms and misguided attempts at leadership revealed him to be a true coprocephalic.

by K. Gould January 16, 2008

decrapitation

The process of elimination of bodily wastes.
Noun: Fecal matter. Nitrogenous waste.

Constipation is characterized by a cessation of decrapitation.
Composted bovine decrapitation is often used as fertilizer.

by K. Gould January 16, 2008

bewildebeest

An exceptionally stupid or confused animal.

His dog, a true bewildebeest, would invariably run to the front door and crash into it whenever someone knocked.

by K. Gould January 16, 2008