K. Gould's definitions

bewildebeest

An exceptionally stupid or confused animal.

His dog, a true bewildebeest, would invariably run to the front door and crash into it whenever someone knocked.

by K. Gould January 16, 2008

decrapitation

The process of elimination of bodily wastes.
Noun: Fecal matter. Nitrogenous waste.

Constipation is characterized by a cessation of decrapitation.
Composted bovine decrapitation is often used as fertilizer.

by K. Gould January 16, 2008

coprocephalic

One whose cranial cavity is filled with feces. A moron or idiot.

Although elected to high office his malapropisms and misguided attempts at leadership revealed him to be a true coprocephalic.

by K. Gould January 16, 2008