Monkey Mitts

An alternative format for playing edward forty hands where you drink brass monkeys instead of regular forties.

"Hey Joe the Plumber, let's play forty hands tonight."
"Nah, John. Let's play monkey mitts."

by K Sully February 22, 2009

muff rebuff

When a girl blocks another girl from hooking up with someone.

"Amy totally muff rebuffed me last night."
"What a bitch!"

by K Sully May 29, 2009

Wiltshire

To pronounce an extra sound in a word which does not correspond phonetically to the spelling of the word.

Hey, Josh, check out that bolth of those drawlings. (Bolth and drawlings are Wiltshires)

by K Sully August 01, 2007