Definitions by K King

FMP

"Fuck Me Pumps"
Pumps as in shoes, fuck me being the describing adjective

Be sure to wear your FMPs to the club tonight!

FMP by K King May 15, 2005

FMN&FMH 

Fuck me now and fuck me hard

"That John Mayer is so damn sexy, if he were to come over here, i'd be like 'FMN&FMH'!"

FMN&FMH by K King May 7, 2005