Justin R. Mayfield's definitions

shoemo

Abbreviated version of Shoemosexual. See Shoemosexual.
One who is not gay, but wears nice shoes so often that he may be confused for a homosexual.
Akin to what Homo is to Homosexual.

Hey man... that guy is wearing prada shoes... What a fag! "I'm not gay! I'm just a Shoemo!"

by Justin R. Mayfield May 5, 2006