Definitions by Justin N.

Offistalker

Eyeballing or otherwise "stalking" a co-worker while they're not paying attention; Peeping over a cubicle wall to peek on an unsuspecting associate.

"Jen: John keeps looking at me when he thinks I'm not looking"

"Pat: Thats because he's an Offistalker Jen."

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German Torque Specification; To be said with a German accent.

How tight did you torque down those lug nuts?

Good-N-Tight!

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