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Definitions by Justiferous

(1) Noun. Acronym for "Middle Aged White Guy" used to describe a suspicious older man. Used by Jon Stewart on May 3, 2010 in satirical reference to media reports regarding the suspect police are searching for connected to the Times Square car bomb found and disarmed on May 1, 2010.

(2) Verb. Suspicious or sketchy mawg behavior.
"The Daily Show reported to be on the lookout for an Islamic mentally-ill South Park-Hating Mawg who may be connected to the car bomb in Times Square last weekend."

"That guy at the end of the bar has been totally mawging me."

"I saw some dude mawging around Times Square last weekend."
Mawg by justiferous May 4, 2010

hurt locker

noun. a period of immense, inescapable physical or emotional pain
This recession has been a real hurt locker.

She did not forsee her actions as contributing to the hurt locker she would soon be in.

"That last track meet- Man, what a hurt locker!"
hurt locker by Justiferous August 29, 2009