faux loko

"Fake Four Loko." After lawmakers banned the sale of energy drinks combined with alcohol, the makers of Four Loko removed caffeine, guarana, taurine, and b-vitamins from the beverage. The drink remains alcoholic.
Faux Loko: Same terrible taste without all the fun!
by justiferous January 10, 2011
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hurt locker

noun. a period of immense, inescapable physical or emotional pain
This recession has been a real hurt locker.

She did not forsee her actions as contributing to the hurt locker she would soon be in.

"That last track meet- Man, what a hurt locker!"
by Justiferous August 30, 2009
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