Definitions by JustaStoner

Gas Station Back Up 

A dirty hammer usually used for beating things live a retard. Can be used as an insult if desired.

Let's use the Gas Station Back Up.

Gas Station Back Up by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

Crunky

Like crunchy but has more emphasis. Can also be used as Cronked if someone has got the shit beat out of them.

That was a Crunky ass cookie.

Dude, he got Cronked in that fight.

Crunky by JustaStoner January 14, 2020

Smog Log 

A greasy turd.

Example:
"Dude, I ate so many Slim Jims. It was a whole Smog Log.

I took a fat Smog Log

Smog Log by JustaStoner January 13, 2020