19.99

It’s $20

Cashier: it’s 19.99
Me: scammer you billed me $20 you ass made of lettuce

by Just a smith September 15, 2023

Joy

Something no one has

Person 1: have you ever had joy?
Person 2: never

by Just a smith September 12, 2021

deep sky blue

It’s a fucking color what did you expect

Person 1: That color is deep sky blue!
Person 2: did you memorize every single unique color?
Person 1: yeah.

by Just a smith September 10, 2021