Just a concerned friend's definitions

esched

To be royally fucked unjustly.

Her: "So, my soon to be ex had his attorney send me another wacky settlement offer that he calls a 'bookend' offer."

Me: "Yeah, I read it. Call it 'bookending,' double penetration, whatever. But, babe--you have been Esched."

by Just a concerned friend April 8, 2015

pilsonification

To answer one's own question before someone else can provide the answer.

Alex: What do you call it when you answer your own question?

Me: Pilsonification, my friend. Pilsonfication. You personify pilsonifying.

by Just a concerned friend April 8, 2015