Junkyard Pirate's definitions

DCEU

DC Extended Universe. A movie franchise centered on a series of superhero films based on characters that appeared in comic books by DC Comics, produced by DC Films and distributed by Warner Bros.

I swear, Warner Brothers is trying to kill the DCEU before it's even off it's feet. They just need to Restore The Snyderverse, give us a Ben Affleck Batman movie, and make Man of Steel 2.

by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021

Parents Just Don't Understand

A badass way of saying "ok boomer". Popularized by the song written by Will Smith prime 90s.

Dad is always bitching I don't go outside. Parents just don't understand. The environment is a mess, society sucks, work is turning people to zombies, dumbasses won't wear masks so COVID won't go away, everything is closed. Parents just don't understand.

by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021

Stone Line Sales LLC

An Amish owned business in Pennsylvania where the owner uses his "Amish-ness" to con people into working for him. Because he's Amish, there's no official legal documentation you're an employee. So when he promises you 5% of all sales, he can go back on his word and pay you nothing for 22 weeks.

Stone Line Sales LLC rips workers off and pays in "experience" only.

by Junkyard Pirate July 9, 2021