Junkyard Pirate's definitions

Alexis Celine Strevig

The world's greatest wife. Just a true gem. If you marry her, you're the luckiest man alive.

If only Alexis would marry me and become Alexis Celine Strevig.

by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022

Stone Line Sales LLC

An Amish owned business in Pennsylvania where the owner uses his "Amish-ness" to con people into working for him. Because he's Amish, there's no official legal documentation you're an employee. So when he promises you 5% of all sales, he can go back on his word and pay you nothing for 22 weeks.

Stone Line Sales LLC rips workers off and pays in "experience" only.

by Junkyard Pirate July 9, 2021

Parents Just Don't Understand

A badass way of saying "ok boomer". Popularized by the song written by Will Smith prime 90s.

Dad is always bitching I don't go outside. Parents just don't understand. The environment is a mess, society sucks, work is turning people to zombies, dumbasses won't wear masks so COVID won't go away, everything is closed. Parents just don't understand.

by Junkyard Pirate July 29, 2021