Definitions by Jungle ranch

Todd Packer Situation 

When one man dry humps two other men and cums in his pants immediately.

Me and the boys had a Todd Packer Situation going last night.

Todd Packer Situation by Jungle ranch July 7, 2019

Jungle Ranch 

When you cum in your pubes and it dries and begins to itch

I have terrible jungle ranch from last night

Jungle Ranch by Jungle ranch July 1, 2019