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Hypopretzellosis

Anxiety and general feeling of malaise caused by low concentration of hemopretzelglobin, indicating a dietary pretzel deficiency. A chronic disease that can be put into remission by regular oral administration of soft and hard pretzels.
He knows when my hypopretzellosis is about to flare up and brings me a double order of medicine...that's why he is my best friend. Danke, Kumpelschatz!
by Julie Mack for real July 25, 2016
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carieann

A delicious concoction, cross between egg in a nest and grilled cheese with bacon. Heaven in your mouth.
After we had sex she got up and made me a CarieAnn . I may never leave.
by Julie Mack for real March 9, 2016
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