Definitions by Jules Valencia

car clearer 

A homeless person with a stench so bad, they are able to clear an entire subway car. This has been known to happen even during peak rush hours.

Sorry I'm late for work - I had to miss my train due to a car clearer.

car clearer by Jules Valencia September 19, 2005

turban assault vehicle 

A cab that smells so bad with body odor, upon entry, it feels like you got smacked in the face with a slab of putrid flesh. These cabs are usually driven by men of Indian/Pakistani descent and in many cases wear turbans on their heads.

I am feeling a bit light-headed after a five minute ride in a turban assault vehicle.

turban assault vehicle by Jules Valencia September 19, 2005