Definitions by Jules A

sexdreamitis 

Having dream sex that is so good that you begin to actually believe it is real and develop feelings towards your dream partner. Can affect day-to-day life. No known cure except actually sleeping with said dream partner.

Scott had dreamt of her so often and with such clarity that he developed a case of sexdreamitis.

sexdreamitis by Jules A March 2, 2009

status ho 

One who continually updates their status on twitter, Facebook, etc. in a lame attempt to get responses, thus validating their existence.

Richard had such low self-esteem he became a status ho.

status ho by Jules A February 10, 2009